I have noticed that ......
....Maths teachers wear geometrical print. (Biology teachers go for the floral and leaves motif.)
.....most male bloggers post their photos on their profile. Females seldom do.(How little things have changed!)
.....people who are not attractive in their youth look better as they grow older. ...and vice versa. ( There, you have an aspect of relativity.)
.....Mr.Right is every girl's dream, but Mr. Always Right! is a horror. (Murder in such cases, as in euthanasia should be legalised.)
.....s_ _t has replaced God. ( I exclaim, 'O God'. My kids say, 'O s_ _t'.)
.....people defecate in the open in Chennai. (Rajnikant can solve the problem with a single fiery dialogue on sanitation in his next movie.)
......there is a link between one thought and the next. (Ref the previous two points for evidence.)
.......what is 'reason' to a student is an 'excuse' for a teacher. (Been there, done both.)
.......appearances are deceptive. (Just because John Abraham looks dumb, he doesn't have to be dumb. I know all the young girls will lynch me for that.)
.......it is more practical to be pessimistic. (A pessimist is always ready for a crisis, an optimist is taken by surprise.)
........what you've got is just as wonderful as what you might have got.